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@doramimy found lots of friends at Beijing’s Walmart!
Beijing’s Walmart is huge and feels almost exactly like any other Walmart, except perhaps for the roasted ducks hanging from hooks and ....
29 Sep 7:02 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Did you know the Chinese invented the Traditional English Breakfast?
It is a little-known fact that the Chinese invented the Traditional English Breakfast in the early days of the Yan Dynasty. Sent from my i....
27 Sep 10:03 am  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Things are different in China #1: The Self-Saving Mask
Everyone should have their own Fire-Fighting Filter Type Self-Saving Mask. Unfortunately, the mask saves itself, not you. Ah, Beijing. Se....
27 Sep 8:34 am  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Meanwhile, in Beijing it’s Yanjing time!
Yanjing is Beijing’s favorite beer. Light-bodied and refreshing yet with nice hop finish. Lovely after humping 300 kilos of luggage from ....
26 Sep 9:42 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
DPJ to Ozawa: No You Kan’t
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14 Sep 7:31 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
DPJ Launches New Poster
DPJ to Japanese people: S.O.S.* *Same. Old. Shit. ....
14 Sep 6:24 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
JAL to use child labor in cost-cutting move
SORANOTABI, Japan (IG News) – Japan Airlines announced today it would begin using children to tow airplanes into terminals to cut costs....
14 Sep 1:39 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Big in Japan: 2-D Pillow Politicians
“If I only had a brain …” ....
14 Sep 1:21 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Salaryman Blues: Just Chillin’ with My Milk Tea
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11 Sep 3:49 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Nice Place But Don’t Eat or Drink Anything
Somewhere in Okinawa … ....
1 Sep 5:45 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
The Latest in Japan’s Cool Biz Fashions
TOKYO (IG News) — Rolling up the pants legs of one’s suit is the current hot trend among Salaryman Fashionistas on Tokyo’s subways. ....
29 Aug 5:49 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
If You Meditate Hard Enough, Steam Comes Out of Your Head
The Daibutsu (Great Buddha) of Kamakura, Japan is such a show-off when it comes to meditation technique. Namu amida butsu! ....
24 Aug 5:49 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
For Very Skinny Japanese Guys?
“Kaku Obi for men. For men about 10 cm / 4 inch wide.” ....
23 Aug 5:50 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Being the guest of honor, I got to eat the chicken head!
Gotta love the Beijingers and their sense of humor! Ha-ha, just wait until I introduce them to tequila shots … Karma is a bitch. ....
27 Jul 5:50 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Good Morning Beijing!
The view from our hotel room – and, no, that’s not “fog” … ....
26 Jul 5:50 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
New DPJ Manifesto Calls for Puppy Subsidies
SHIBA, Japan (IG News) — The Democratic Party of Japan announced a new subsidy for puppies following a stunning repudiation by Japanese v....
13 Jul 1:11 am  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Deadly CosPlay Virus Spreads to Europe
Plaistre du Paris (IG News) — Public health authorities announced today the deadly CosPlay virus, variant R2D2, has spread to continental....
13 Jul 12:37 am  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Ten Ways Twitter Changed My Life
1.  My Japanese vocabulary has expanded なう 2.  I tweet before I eat 3.  I get the news before it’s on the news 4.  I’ve mastere....
10 Jul 10:46 am  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Japan PM Naoto Kan Confesses, “I am a Sleeper!”
Tokyo (IG News) — Japan was stunned today when prime minister Naoto “Yes We” Kan confessed that he has been a “sleeper” for much ....
6 Jul 5:43 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
AKB-48’s New Hit: “Slurp My Noodles, Daddy!”
IG News (Tokyo) — Girl group sensation AKB-48’s latest single to hit the top of charts is “Slurp My Noodles, Daddy!” “Churu-churu....
6 Jul 12:57 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Boy Hunting Season Opens in Japan
BISHOUNEN, Japan (IG News) — “Kyaaah!” “Sugoooi!” “Umasou!” High-pitched screams of delight filled the air yesterday as seaso....
3 Jul 3:32 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
The Wrath of Kan: Vote for Me, I’ll Tax Your Ass Off
Tokyo (IG News) — Japan’s prime minister Naoto “Yes We” Kan promised today to “tax the ass off the Japanese people.” “The Jap....
1 Jul 9:25 am  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Windows of Japanese Building Spell Out: “The Referee Sucks!”
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29 Jun 10:55 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
iPhone 4 Makes Your Dick Bigger
IG News (Tokyo) — Millions of Japanese fans were delighted to discover today that owning a new iPhone 4 makes their dicks bigger. “Sugo....
26 Jun 12:14 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Spy Photo: Japan’s Secret Weapon for the World Cup
TOKYO (IG News) — Japan will unleash its long-rumored secret weapon in this Saturday’s World Cup match against the Netherlands, accordi....
17 Jun 9:44 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
“Natsu no Tanoshimi” or Ten Ways to Enjoy a Hot Summer in Japan
(Photo Caption: A shrine maiden prepares to “kancho” the Ketsugawa River in a traditional summer festival near Kyoto, Japan.) One of my....
16 Jun 10:53 am  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Japanese Deny Cruelty to Horses in Festival
YOMAMA, Biyachi Preference (IG News) — A local man in samurai costume begins his backwards-horsetop-descent down a steep hill during the ....
6 May 4:44 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Japan Train Groper Campaign Nets 77 Arrests
TOKYO (IG News) — Police arrested 77 chikan train gropers during a one week campaign in greater Tokyo in mid-April and 29 of the 77 were ....
6 May 2:53 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Japanese Man Marries Giant Bamboo Shoot
TOKYO (IG News) – Japanese men are increasingly looking to inanimate objects for intimacy according to noted anthropologist Kintama Chon....
26 Apr 2:23 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
Astro Boy Arrested for Impersonating Catholic Priest
TOKYO (IG News) — Former manga and anime star Atomu “Tom” Tetsuwan was arrested today on suspicion of impersonating a Catholic priest....
9 Apr 6:31 pm  from  InvisibleGaijin   [Profile]  [Recent] 
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